New? been here a while? its an introductory thread so indroduce yourself here

[Chubbzilla]

Don't worry joe, you're in yorkshire and he's all the way in svalbard... oh god the trackers moving!!! no!!! joe get outta there he's found you!!

[Kingcunny]

Well its ben a long time since i was last here on the forum, not been to reading since 05... stupid bullcrap uni education waste of time....

Well im Cunny, aka Jonathan. 23 now.. god im old :( and i live in the Isle of Man (Google earth it if you dont know where that is or listen in geography!!!)

erm im back on the site, and be back at reading this year whoop whoop. I say what i want and dont care what you think :) but im a nice person really.

[Rage Against The Tureen]

yay cunny is back

[Kingcunny]

yay cunny is back

cheers for the sarcasm, its much loved.

ps nearly crapped myself with laughter looking at your sig.. awesome :)

[Pezcore]

I may/may not have posted in here.

Paddy. 19. YARKSHIRE (but not really a dirty northener.) Uni. Constant state of hangover. Like chicken so much im worried I might be black.

Sum'd up.

[Rage Against The Tureen]

cheers for the sarcasm, its much loved.

ps nearly crapped myself with laughter looking at your sig.. awesome :)

It's not sarcasm I remember you boy, my username used to be creamybeaver.

Thank you.

[alex11]

hey im alex. im from essex.
just finished a levels, hopefully going to cardiff next year :)
will be my 3rd year at reading, 06, 07, 08
Vs just down the road aswell so i go there every year

[Talo^N]

Well its ben a long time since i was last here on the forum, not been to reading since 05... stupid bullcrap uni education waste of time....

Well im Cunny, aka Jonathan. 23 now.. god im old :( and i live in the Isle of Man (Google earth it if you dont know where that is or listen in geography!!!)

erm im back on the site, and be back at reading this year whoop whoop. I say what i want and dont care what you think :) but im a nice person really.

nice to see you back Cunny! was always a laugh when you wer about.

[littlelucy]

Hey,

I'm Lucy, from Sheffield, but now living in Norwich. (Thrilling biog, I know...)

Going to Reading for first time this year, can't blummin' wait!!

[Kingcunny]

nice to see you back Cunny! was always a laugh when you wer about.

I may/may not have posted in here.

Paddy. 19. YARKSHIRE (but not really a dirty northener.) Uni. Constant state of hangover. Like chicken so much im worried I might be black.

Sum'd up.

Hey guys, i didnt actually think people would remember .. just remember it being a sound place to say what you wanted and have a laugh.. Thanks for rememberence and tis good to be back.. Just gotta get back into the swing of things once more.

[chemical_illusions]

i remember you.

i remember things.

[Kingcunny]

the one thing ive always failed to do is to go to the rfo meets, gonna have to do it this year... meet all you clowns, chemical illusions and dr rave i remember from when i was last on the forum ... let me know the plans peeps

[Sofia&Kit]

I'm Soph, 18 and live in Cambridge. My sister is Shar but everyone calls us both Kit, due to the fact we look the same. We're gonna share this account as we always do evvverything together. Erm.. it's going to be our fifth Reading and REALLY struggling for a way up this year. Like last year. And the one before that. Just split up with my bloke and therefore lost the seat in his car. Anyone going from the general East Anglia area?

[Sofia&Kit]

and what the fuck happened to my avatar thing? My tits look out of proportion and shar doesn't have a face. How come it's smaller and more stretched then everyone elses?

[Kingcunny]

not sure about ur avatar issue, but welcome :)

[Sofia&Kit]

Aww thanks. Take it your not swinging by Cambridge on your way from Isle of Man to Reading?:)

[simplyrob]

welcome to the forums!!

[Kingcunny]

haha fuck knows how im getting to reading, usual flights to bristol have been pulled, no flights to london available, so who knows what way ill be going

[Sofia&Kit]

Ello you :)

[Kingcunny]

also i have no idea where cambridge is

[Festival_Virgo]

Somewhere north of london.

[simplyrob]

above london and near peterborough if that helps?

[Kingcunny]

either way, dont think im gonna bring the car, would involve driving from heysham (north of blackpool) all the way down and accross... wanted to just fly over, meet up with mates, get drunk, go home monday

[Sofia&Kit]

above london and near peterborough if that helps?

too near peterborough for my liking..

[Kingcunny]

lol i know where peterborough is, went to a microbrewery, had a white squall, scond best ale of my life... now im boring myself ...

[simplyrob]

too near peterborough for my liking..

is it that bad in peterborough?

[Sofia&Kit]

Have you been on the green there? It was like the Strawberry Fair only with really ugly people and loads of dogs and no music...
Quite scary

[Talo^N]

if i see you by the motorway at gordano services in brizza mate ill pick u up on weds morning cunny :P

[simplyrob]

that doesnt sound too appealing to me, ive only ever been there when on the way to norwich and birmingham and other northern places from london.

[Kingcunny]

ha gordano services, my saviour after 6 hours of drivin.....

apparently they may start operating flights to gloucester from the island.. where is gloucester in relation to bristol, or do you know if theres trains from there to bridgwater?

[Sofia&Kit]

that doesnt sound too appealing to me, ive only ever been there when on the way to norwich and birmingham and other northern places from london.

Hope I haven't put you off going, I'm sure some bits are ok..

You do know what the strawberry fair is, don't you? I just assumed you did cos you seem to know the area.

[simplyrob]

Hope I haven't put you off going, I'm sure some bits are ok..

You do know what the strawberry fair is, don't you? I just assumed you did cos you seem to know the area.

yep, although i havent been there, but i have read and looked into it when i was looking for work opportunities last summer, it looks pretty decent, what is it like?

[Sofia&Kit]

Its sweet. I think out of the past ten years I've been, it's only rained once. Theres like a dance music stage, reggae tent, d'n'b narrow boat haha. Always really busy, always really sunny. Obviously cos its a free fest you get all the kinda skanks from miles around camping there but that makes it even better. Go next year for sure

[simplyrob]

sounds similar to rise festival in london in some ways, free festival, many stages, some good acts and you have a well good time. in fact the next rise festival is in 2 weekends time on the sunday, should be a laugh! css are playing!

the dnb narrowboat sounds amazing.

[Talo^N]

ha gordano services, my saviour after 6 hours of drivin.....

apparently they may start operating flights to gloucester from the island.. where is gloucester in relation to bristol, or do you know if theres trains from there to bridgwater?

gloucester and cheltenham are sorta about 20-30mins north east of bristol.
guess youd get a train to bristol and then to bridgewater.

You poor bastards in IOM, when i worked for flybe whenever IOM flights were canceled it was like world war 3 had started on the phones.

[Kingcunny]

lol dont get me started on flymaybe... theyve took over some of the routes and the flights theyve put on are ridiculous... shittest airline ever... ah well airport dont sound to far, spose theyll have good links with public transport.... all this effort to go to a festival, prob gonna cost me over £130 in flights, plus trains.. and cuz you cant bring luggage on board, im gonna have to buy tent etc when i arrive..

[Cut_Chemist]

Cambridge is where it's at.

[poodle]

I just noticed I never actually did this just said 'hello', or something.

I am Poodle, I am 17, I am an amazing person (generally) umm I am great. Errr, other synonyms for 'good' and that. That's a pretty accurate summary. Oh plus I live near Bath/Bristol, have mental health issues and am gonna be a super-amazing-good (etc) speech therapist when I am 7 foot tall.

[Dr Rave]

the one thing ive always failed to do is to go to the rfo meets, gonna have to do it this year... meet all you clowns, chemical illusions and dr rave i remember from when i was last on the forum ... let me know the plans peeps

I remember you purely for post about weed.

:)

I'm gonna kill every last mother fucxking one of you.

:)

[Dr Rave]

I'm Soph, 18 and live in Cambridge. My sister is Shar but everyone calls us both Kit, due to the fact we look the same. We're gonna share this account as we always do evvverything together. Erm.. it's going to be our fifth Reading and REALLY struggling for a way up this year. Like last year. And the one before that. Just split up with my bloke and therefore lost the seat in his car. Anyone going from the general East Anglia area?

Everyone seems to be off their game...

Why do they call you Kit though? has it something to do with Knightrider?

Peterboruogh is utter shitflaps.

[Sofia&Kit]

Everyone seems to be off their game...

Why do they call you Kit though? has it something to do with Knightrider?

Peterboruogh is utter shitflaps.

My dad has called me Kit for as long as I can remember, I'm not sure why. Then my sister came along and people called her it too due to the fact they can't tell us apart very easily. Bit naff really..

[otto]

I'm Soph, 18 and live in Cambridge. My sister is Shar but everyone calls us both Kit, due to the fact we look the same. We're gonna share this account as we always do evvverything together. Erm.. it's going to be our fifth Reading and REALLY struggling for a way up this year. Like last year. And the one before that. Just split up with my bloke and therefore lost the seat in his car. Anyone going from the general East Anglia area?

sisters ay :)

[liz]

You got the stamina Liam?

[otto]

You got the stamina Liam?

what do you reckon liz ;)

[taylor_444]

I'm gonna re-introduce myself.

[taylor_444]

I am Alex.

I am AMAZING.

[chemical_illusions]

you're alright.

[fools_gold]

I'm Niall, and I'm not cool enough for reality so I post on forums.

NEXT!

[trippincat]

I'm Cat and I'm back. :)

[killertofu]

im ravi and i have way too much free time.

[Metallicker]

I'm Alex and I have the best personality out of everyone on this website.






........Excluding Badger!

[chemical_illusions]

i'm chris and i just ate a whole pot of tescos spicy couscous. it's so addictive!

[taylor_444]

I am Alex.

I am AMAZING.

...

[*Badger*]

I'm Alex and I have the best personality out of everyone on this website.






........Excluding Badger!

too true :)

[sno0gans]

Thom, 16, Here to Party

[Pezcore]

Paddy. All white people look the same to me.

[Metallicker]

Thom, 16, Here to Party
* SPRING BREAK!!! *

*smashes beer on head*

[sno0gans]

*sips pimms in the corner*

[Chubbzilla]

I love pimms.

[lemonade]

Hello new people.

[HuldaL]

Hello, I'm Hulda, I'm new. 23 years old from Iceland.

I'm going to Reading(and the UK) for the first time evar...

OMGZ THE EXCITEMENT IS KILLING MEEEE!!!

[Chubbzilla]

I wish I was in Iceland :(

[SkankinMushroom]

I wish something would kill me

[simplyrob]

welcome to the forums....reading is going to awesome this year, its great that you are going to be part of the experience!!

[chemical_illusions]

Hello, I'm Hulda, I'm new. 23 years old from Iceland.

I'm going to Reading(and the UK) for the first time evar...

OMGZ THE EXCITEMENT IS KILLING MEEEE!!!

do you know bjork?

[Hollities]

do you know bjork?
Haha thats like Americans asking the English if we have tea with the Queen

[=DoM=]

Do you know john smith?

[chemical_illusions]

Haha thats like Americans asking the English if we have tea with the Queen

i do. don't you?

[Chubbzilla]

I kept saying that to these yanks that where over here a while back, was amusing because they believed me.

[Hollities]

i do. don't you?
:( no, but I'll go as your Siamese twin some time? if you'll take me.

[chemical_illusions]

do you even get siamese twins of differing gender?

also, are you suggesting that bjork is queen of iceland?

[simplyrob]

I kept saying that to these yanks that where over here a while back, was amusing because they believed me.

some americans i met in italy at an eu conference i was a part of were sure the uk, particularly england was all about cobbled streets, red telephone boxes, tea and we all love the beatles and thats about it along with the queen stuff, was amusing, we all sat on the steps to this well famous building singing along to strawberry fields forever and hey jude.

[Chubbzilla]

Yeah, I know it's a proper stereotype but i love how stupid americans are.
They assume every other country is a tiny uneducated third world etc, these yanks we where talking to didnt think russia had electricity.

[Hollities]

do you even get siamese twins of differing gender?

also, are you suggesting that bjork is queen of iceland? I can pretend to me male, and yeah, why not. I can't think of any other legends of the ice.

cant say I'm a fan though.

[simplyrob]

Yeah, I know it's a proper stereotype but i love how stupid americans are.
They assume every other country is a tiny uneducated third world etc, these yanks we where talking to didnt think russia had electricity.

maybe a bit naive but the americans i mentioned above were actually really ace people, we had such a laugh with them in those 3-4 days.

it was quite amusing that whole trip, how you had people from france, italy, russia, holland, england and usa there,

the us and england made friends really quickly and were pretty tight the whole weekend, the italians added a lot of fashion and flare, so many rich girls from milan there it was crazy, then again the conference was in italy so that makes sense i guess, and the dutch lads scored some weed and at a party organised for us all they managed to get themselves a few spliffs for themselves and their new mates (aka us lot) my mate got so stoned.

and on the last night we had an alcohol free disco, it was proper euro disco in there, it was amazing, although no alcohol did suck, some of our group ditched it and went to british themed pub around the corner.

that trip was actually amazing looking back on it.

what i mean is some things that happened out there by people was so stereotypical in a general sense, it was amusing...

[HuldaL]

do you know bjork?

No. Who's that?:p

[Rose of Sharyn]

Hello, i'm Rose i'm 16 and this will be my first Reading fest experience, just thought I would come and have a poke around your forum

[Chubbzilla]

*waits for inevitable poking joke*

[Alias]

do you know bjork?

Haha thats like Americans asking the English if we have tea with the Queen

my uncle married a woman from iceland, and the first time he went there he met bjork, SO...

[Hotdawg]

Hello, i'm Rose i'm 16 and this will be my first Reading fest experience, just thought I would come and have a poke around your forum

*waits for inevitable poking joke*

fine...


hi rose, im in charge of poking around here. jump in the line, i'll be with you in a minute.

[Chubbzilla]

hehe ah irish, I knew I could rely on you.

[Epic_Win]

Hello, i'm Rose i'm 16 and this will be my first Reading fest experience, just thought I would come and have a poke around your forum

As long as it's not with that bloody knife, you ruddy maniac :).

[benengland]

Evening all, I'm Ben, I'm 19 off to Reading this year. Been once before in 2006 and LOVED it, only gave it a miss last year thanks to.... Financial.... problems..

Hope to see you all there =)

[Festival_Virgo]

Hello new people. I'll bypass introductions. You'll pick it up as you go along.

[Rose of Sharyn]

As long as it's not with that bloody knife, you ruddy maniac :).

Is there any other way? :P aha well I'm from another Reading forum really so i just thought i'd come have a look see, you have impressed thus far with nice welcome's (not like what you get on ORF :S) though im still getting used to the layout and how to navigate around.

[zooki]

hmmmm do i smelly a moley moley moley in our housey housey housey

[Chubbzilla]

I smell chilli in my house.

[Metallicker]

Hello Sharyn and Ben.. Good to meet ya.. It's very comfortable round here, you will enjoy your stay I'm sure!

[Pezcore]

You'll like it, if you talk about something like drugs, you wont get your tickets cancelled

[Metallicker]

They will if I have something to do with it!

[Dr Rave]

hmmmm do i smelly a moley moley moley in our housey housey housey

Moles rarely introduce themselves as such, it would kinda defeat the point...

[chemical_illusions]

what would be the point? you can read what we post without even registering.

[Rose of Sharyn]

Hello Sharyn and Ben.. Good to meet ya.. It's very comfortable round here, you will enjoy your stay I'm sure!

call me Rose please :D


and no im not a spy...or am I? *shifty eyes*


nar i jsut fancied seein what was out there so followed some post on ORF about you lot in one of the threads :D thought i might join talk to some interesting people..im assuming you all are these boards are nice and active as well.

[simplyrob]

welcome to the forums...

[JASE]

its full of witchcraft and gay's, ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

[Interlude]

Hello, i'm Rose i'm 16 and this will be my first Reading fest experience, just thought I would come and have a poke around your forum

kse fan i take it?

[Shivvi]

i joined this forum years ago...but i've been naughty and slacking.
you can find me on ORF and SRF

k, i'm called Sioban, nicknames are shiv or shivvi.
I'm 20, and study fashion design in bristol but i'm originally from kent, so i'm here for the summer.
mmm yeh! if you wanna know more then just ask.

[Hotdawg]

hello irish named girl!

[simplyrob]

how good is the fashion design course in bristol, at which place do you study that if you dont mind me asking?

[Festival_Virgo]

im assuming you all are these boards are nice and active as well.

Just look at the post counts........

i joined this forum years ago...but i've been naughty and slacking.
you can find me on ORF and SRF

k, i'm called Sioban, nicknames are shiv or shivvi.
I'm 20, and study fashion design in bristol but i'm originally from kent, so i'm here for the summer.
mmm yeh! if you wanna know more then just ask.

Which bristol? *scowls*

[quwonko]

Just look at the post counts........


Post counts dont mean anything though, it just shows how much crap people post!! :)

[Festival_Virgo]

Means we're active though.

[quwonko]

Means we're active though.

But whats the point of being active if it's just page upon page of penis pigs :(

[chemical_illusions]

i think my posts are generally of a higher quality than your average penis pig.

[Festival_Virgo]

I never saw penis pig. Someone get banned for posting it so i can see it.

[quwonko]

I never saw penis pig. Someone get banned for posting it so i can see it.
It's not bannable, just been posted way to many times to not get deleted.
i think my posts are generally of a higher quality than your average penis pig.
That depends entirely whether or not you are posting penis pig

[Rose of Sharyn]

kse fan i take it?


you would be correct (L)

[Hotdawg]

It's not bannable, just been posted way to many times to not get deleted.

That depends entirely whether or not you are posting penis pig

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_060.html

[Shivvi]

how good is the fashion design course in bristol, at which place do you study that if you dont mind me asking?


It's good :) first year is a little slow, but your tutors actually help you. You do written work, as in essays and presentations but in doing so it actually helps you understand and learn new things about the world of fashion and it's past.
Plus, you get to show in Graduate fashion week in your third year ;)

oh and they take you to new york and paris!

and i'm at Bristol UWE!

[Interlude]

you would be correct (L)

read you like a book.

[Rose of Sharyn]

read you like a book.

*snaps book closed on Darren's fingers* :P

[Bumpkin]

I'm new. I'm Mike/Mikey. This year will be my second Reading Festival, I went in 2006 as well. I'm 16, student, going to Farnborough Sixth Form College next year having just left Robert Mays School in Odiham. That's pretty much it. I love festivals too, i've also been to T in the Park in 2005 and Glastonbury in 2007 and 2008.

So, hi.

[benjo_09]

Dude just left Farnborough. Enjoy it

[Bumpkin]

Dude just left Farnborough. Enjoy it

Sweet. How did your results go?

[taylor_444]

My names Danny

and I'm a sex addict

Batman would never lie.

[Bumpkin]

Batman would never lie.

My Uncle lives in Didcot. Are you my Uncle?

[taylor_444]

My Uncle lives in Didcot. Are you my Uncle?

Yes.

Yes I am.

[Tim-Mobbs]

Hi. My name is Tim and I'm going to Reading tomorrow.

[taylor_444]

Hi. My name is Tim and I'm going to Reading tomorrow.

LIAR.

[Tim-Mobbs]

I love you really man :( (L)

[Chubbzilla]

My names Dan and I'm an alcoholic.

... I mean going to leeds tomorrow.

[killertofu]

My names Dan and I'm an alcoholic.

... I mean going to leeds tomorrow.

bullshit!

your names is chubbs and the only reason youre going to leeds is to bring chubbsyback

[Chubbzilla]

What about all my terroristing?

[killertofu]

of course thats happening, but its only due to leeds stealing yourchubbsy

[Chubbzilla]

Is this the fantasy world you created to cope with me going to leeds then?

[iloveitwhenhesaysmyname]

Heyyapah!

My name's Nicki, I'm from Jersey and friends with Alex (aka Metallicker) off here.

I enjoy whatever you want me to enjoy!




enjoi

[Hollities]

welcome!

[Festival_Virgo]

Hi there new peep(s).

[zooki]

welcome to the house of fun (and maddie)

[Hotdawg]

Heyyapah!

My name's Nicki, I'm from Jersey and friends with Alex (aka Metallicker) off here.

I enjoy whatever you want me to enjoy!




enjoi

hi there.....

[Vermilion]

I enjoy whatever you want me to enjoy!


You. Sound. AMAZING! :eek:

[Rage Against The Tureen]

Heyyapah!

My name's Nicki, I'm from Jersey and friends with Alex (aka Metallicker) off here.

I enjoy whatever you want me to enjoy!




enjoi

ATM?

[Cut_Chemist]

Hi, I think your username could do with being a little bit longer though?

[Alias]

hellow

[trippincat]

Hi, I'm LongCat.

[Alias]

**looks stern**

long?

[trippincat]

:( Short.

[Alias]

sorry, i couldnt resist :(

[Ragdoll.]

Alreet :D

I'm Ragdoll, 21 from Stoke-on-Trent. I'm single with a 4year old daughter. 09 will be my 1st reading, but not my first festival. So I'm looking forward to it.

[Hollities]

Welcome to the forums! So you're going to hang around for the whole year before the meet next august at Reading? :D

[SkankinMushroom]

If I had a kid at the age of 21 (two weeks away) I'd probably kill myself

Hi!

[Ragdoll.]

Hollities, yeah thats the plan. Me and a few friends have decided on going and i thought id check out the forums and get to know some others who are going too.

Skankin- lets hope no one drops any bomb shells in the next two weeks eh? :) oh, hi.

[Ren]

Hi, im Andy and i like reading.

[killertofu]

isnt there a ragdoll on here already??



hi btw

[sno0gans]

reading was great i love to read

[ThAtKiD]

Thought id give myself a little intro since iv started posting again...

The names Dave. Im 19. Used to live near Guildford, then Ashford in Kent. And now at uni in Brighton. Things i love in life: music (e.g. metallica, alice in chains, tool, stone temple pilots.) comedy (e.g. south park, family guy, monty python and waines world.) and guitar hero. thats about it. oh, and food, food's amazing

Iv been to the last 3 Readings. Iv visited here alot, but rarely been bothered to post.

Here is what i look like:
http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/6483/15179628ag9.th.jpg (http://img356.imageshack.us/my.php?image=15179628ag9.jpg)http://img356.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gif (http://g.imageshack.us/thpix.php)

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/336/14629061hc6.th.jpg (http://img234.imageshack.us/my.php?image=14629061hc6.jpg)http://img234.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gif (http://g.imageshack.us/thpix.php)

[Iananan]

Ahoy there people!

I am Ian, i live with joepublic, and i'm 20.
joe keeps talking about this place, and though i've never been to reading, i cracked.

[killertofu]

joe touched me

[trippincat]

Oh HAI!

[Metallicker]

Well, cum?


This is our home. Leave your shoes by the door (someone will take care of them), obey our rules and you will be just fine!!

[Alias]

never leave your shoes round here dude.

[Iananan]

joe once tried to steal my shoes to get me out in town.

it didn't work as i couldn't leave the house. so he and becky stole my phone instead

[lemonade]

Hello, Ian.

[joepublic]

never leave your shoes round here dude.

You make me happy.

Seriously Ian, shoes are made to be shat in.

joe once tried to steal my shoes to get me out in town.

it didn't work as i couldn't leave the house. so he and becky stole my phone instead

It was out of love, and you can't tell me you didn't have a good time! That was the best friday for a while.

Welcome to the forum mate :D


for those who remember, he's the other half of this avatar:
http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/4907/jugglesmallls7.gif